So dating someone is pretty normal, now days. Every second person is or has been in a relationship. The funny part about it is that all these most amazing couple ever, at some level are exactly the same. To point it out the irony, each one of them thinks they're different and the best couple ever. :P
Here are the top 10 cliches and stupid things that couple do. Hope you enjoy them.
10. Pehle tum. Pehle tum.
Guy: "Okay, babe, I'm going now. Mujhe kaam karna hai."
Girl: "Jaa rahe ho?"
Guy: "Haan. I have loads of work."
Girl: "Toh phone rakho!"
Guy: "Nahi. tum rakho."
Girl: "No. You hang up!"
Guy: "You."
Girl: "You. You have to go. You cut the call."
Guy: "But I can't hang up on you."
Girl: "Then don't."
Guy: "But I really have to go"
Girl: "Then hang up."
Guy: "No, you hang up"
Girl: "No. You!"
*After approximately spending another 10 bucks of your balance*
Guy: "Rakho na, phone, Jaanu, please?"
Girl: "Nahi na. Tum rakho. Please?"
Okay people. Seriously. Just hang up the damn phone. You know one of you will eventually have to keep the phone down. Fighting over it for half hour isn't going to solve anything. And very frankly, its ANNOYING if the third person has to listen to this conversation. :|
9. How will I live without you?
"You mean the whole damn world to me. How could I ever live without you? Please stay this way. Forever"
So it has been just 10 minutes since you asked her out and you have this as your status message right after you change your relationship status on facebook. You know how will you live without each other?
Exactly how you were living 15 minutes back before you asked him/her out.
8. Status Messages/Wall posts.
Hyper girlfriend on Perfect boyfriend's wall : ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I looooveeeeeeeee youuuuuu! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :*:*
Perfect boyfriend just updated his status:
"Is this really love? I think it is, because you complete me and you make me smile like no even else does.. I love you. ♥ :*"
Hyper girlfriend just updated her status:
"Life is beautiful again. I know we have our ups and downs. But in the end we always make up. ♥
@perfect boyfriend"
Okay then. We don't need to know the magnitude of "love" you have for each other. Really. We're very happy minding our own business and living our own lives and having random 9gag posts that random friends have posted on each others walls. We're even okay with the occasional outburst of love for your girlfriend/boyfriend but every single hour when you post every bloody detail of your relationship. Well seriously people, its annoying and we really wish we could unfriend you but that'll be super rude so please find some other place to be mushy.
7. Hubby! Wifey!
In hurry to get married. Are we now? Yes. We're just teenagers. We've been dating just for 6 months but I'm okay with calling you my "hubby"or "wifey" because apparently we can't wait to get married and we're so totally mature to.. you know.. find the perfect match.
Just one question from such couples though, why don't you just elope and make it official. At least eloping would make you look a little less stupid.
6. Karva Chauth
Yes. I'm not married to you. We're currently fighting. We might even end up breaking up. But who the hell cares? Its Karva Chauth!! I'm going to fast for my guy and since he loves me so much and can't see me hungry all day, he is fasting too.
Aww.. So much love and stupidity to the level beyond the human imagination! I mean people, seriously. Did the sanctity of Karva Chauth bury itself or did you just forget about it? :|
5. Facebook Pictures and Captions.
*decently good profile picture*
Caption:
Mr. Perfect boyfriend. I've out this picture up because you look so good. I look so fat and chubby but how can I not put up this picture, you're smile and your eyes! We always look good. Us♥"
First of all girl, you're contradicting yourself. One side you say you're looking fat on the other hand you say you you both always look good.
Secondly, ITS YOUR PROFILE! How does him looking good matter? If you don't like that picture because you don't look good in it, why the hell would you put it up? Well, unless, you're putting it up to get over 50 likes and "aww.. you look so cute together" type comments. In that case please refer to point number 8. We're just being polite by liking and commenting. We really don't care.
Ps, we're really not interested in the pictures you're practically all over each other. People who want to see that stuff know where to find it so lets just please keep facebook clean?
4. My friends, your friends. Your friends..we'll see.
Girl: We're going for a movie this friday right? Lets go to some lounge too after that? My best friends will join us too.
Boy: umm.. Okay. Sure. And she is coming? Cool. I'll call my friends too. We all can hang out together.
Girl: "Do you really have to call your friends? I'm not very fond of them. Friend no, 1 gives me weird looks. Friend no.2 is just plain mean . And don't even get me started on friends no.3.
Boy:Fine. It'll be just you, me and your best friend. I'll come up with an excuse to tell the guys.
Girl: Why do you need an excuse? Just tell them you're with me.
So this happens to every other couple. The girl's friends have to be the guy's best friends. But the Guy's friends can go to hell.
Now is that really fair? And all you guys out there, friends always come before the girlfriend. After all you'll be whining in front of us after two months when the bitch stomps on your heart and dumps you.
3. We're a couple. Its either the both of us or none of us.
What kind of condition is THAT? You're going to be cheap about it and get me only one gift but I have to pay the per head cost for the both of you so that you can come to my party and get a damn khopcha to yourself and get high on the booze I pay for?
That really not fair. Also, have you considered the possibility that if I liked the person you're dating I'd invite them on my own?
Just the the hint, genius!
2. You're PERFECT for me and I'll spend all eternity with you! *heart shaped eyes and a stupid smile*
Hyper Girlfriend: "You're so perfect. I don't deserve someone as awesome as you. No matter what I won't leave you. EVER."
Perfect Boyfriend: "Babe, its me who got lucky. Not you. You're beyond perfect. You're better than my dreams come true. I'll be with you and we'll be this way FOREVER."
This is the most common among new love birds. You guys just met. Do you even know how long eternity is?
Of course you don't. No one does. Because it ETERNITY!
You just know each other's name and you wanna spend your lives together. Are you f*cking kidding me? :|
Please kids, leave this one to the pros. If you still feel this way after a year then probably you could use the "how did I get so lucky?" line but right now, its just plain cheesy.
1. "I love you more" "No, I love you, more"
Again, kids, leave to the pros. And please make sure you're not doing it infront of your friends. Its actually very annoying. And you're new in this relationship. You aren't even sure if you "love" the other person. So please let the people ho have been dating for over a year bother about who loves whom more. You just enjoy honeymoon phase and try not to be cheesy.
There are MANY more things that are common to almost every couple. I just pointed out a few for fun. And I friend of mine just got into a relationship so Congratulations to you, because I know you'll read it and you know who you are. And I'm sorry for taking up a point or two from our conversations. Its just really funny. Hope you and your chick actually do have eternity together. :)
Here are the top 10 cliches and stupid things that couple do. Hope you enjoy them.
10. Pehle tum. Pehle tum.
Guy: "Okay, babe, I'm going now. Mujhe kaam karna hai."
Girl: "Jaa rahe ho?"
Guy: "Haan. I have loads of work."
Girl: "Toh phone rakho!"
Guy: "Nahi. tum rakho."
Girl: "No. You hang up!"
Guy: "You."
Girl: "You. You have to go. You cut the call."
Guy: "But I can't hang up on you."
Girl: "Then don't."
Guy: "But I really have to go"
Girl: "Then hang up."
Guy: "No, you hang up"
Girl: "No. You!"
*After approximately spending another 10 bucks of your balance*
Guy: "Rakho na, phone, Jaanu, please?"
Girl: "Nahi na. Tum rakho. Please?"
Okay people. Seriously. Just hang up the damn phone. You know one of you will eventually have to keep the phone down. Fighting over it for half hour isn't going to solve anything. And very frankly, its ANNOYING if the third person has to listen to this conversation. :|
9. How will I live without you?
"You mean the whole damn world to me. How could I ever live without you? Please stay this way. Forever"
So it has been just 10 minutes since you asked her out and you have this as your status message right after you change your relationship status on facebook. You know how will you live without each other?
Exactly how you were living 15 minutes back before you asked him/her out.
8. Status Messages/Wall posts.
Hyper girlfriend on Perfect boyfriend's wall : ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I looooveeeeeeeee youuuuuu! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :*:*
Perfect boyfriend just updated his status:
"Is this really love? I think it is, because you complete me and you make me smile like no even else does.. I love you. ♥ :*"
Hyper girlfriend just updated her status:
"Life is beautiful again. I know we have our ups and downs. But in the end we always make up. ♥
@perfect boyfriend"
Okay then. We don't need to know the magnitude of "love" you have for each other. Really. We're very happy minding our own business and living our own lives and having random 9gag posts that random friends have posted on each others walls. We're even okay with the occasional outburst of love for your girlfriend/boyfriend but every single hour when you post every bloody detail of your relationship. Well seriously people, its annoying and we really wish we could unfriend you but that'll be super rude so please find some other place to be mushy.
7. Hubby! Wifey!
In hurry to get married. Are we now? Yes. We're just teenagers. We've been dating just for 6 months but I'm okay with calling you my "hubby"or "wifey" because apparently we can't wait to get married and we're so totally mature to.. you know.. find the perfect match.
Just one question from such couples though, why don't you just elope and make it official. At least eloping would make you look a little less stupid.
6. Karva Chauth
Yes. I'm not married to you. We're currently fighting. We might even end up breaking up. But who the hell cares? Its Karva Chauth!! I'm going to fast for my guy and since he loves me so much and can't see me hungry all day, he is fasting too.
Aww.. So much love and stupidity to the level beyond the human imagination! I mean people, seriously. Did the sanctity of Karva Chauth bury itself or did you just forget about it? :|
5. Facebook Pictures and Captions.
*decently good profile picture*
Caption:
Mr. Perfect boyfriend. I've out this picture up because you look so good. I look so fat and chubby but how can I not put up this picture, you're smile and your eyes! We always look good. Us♥"
First of all girl, you're contradicting yourself. One side you say you're looking fat on the other hand you say you you both always look good.
Secondly, ITS YOUR PROFILE! How does him looking good matter? If you don't like that picture because you don't look good in it, why the hell would you put it up? Well, unless, you're putting it up to get over 50 likes and "aww.. you look so cute together" type comments. In that case please refer to point number 8. We're just being polite by liking and commenting. We really don't care.
Ps, we're really not interested in the pictures you're practically all over each other. People who want to see that stuff know where to find it so lets just please keep facebook clean?
4. My friends, your friends. Your friends..we'll see.
Girl: We're going for a movie this friday right? Lets go to some lounge too after that? My best friends will join us too.
Boy: umm.. Okay. Sure. And she is coming? Cool. I'll call my friends too. We all can hang out together.
Girl: "Do you really have to call your friends? I'm not very fond of them. Friend no, 1 gives me weird looks. Friend no.2 is just plain mean . And don't even get me started on friends no.3.
Boy:Fine. It'll be just you, me and your best friend. I'll come up with an excuse to tell the guys.
Girl: Why do you need an excuse? Just tell them you're with me.
So this happens to every other couple. The girl's friends have to be the guy's best friends. But the Guy's friends can go to hell.
Now is that really fair? And all you guys out there, friends always come before the girlfriend. After all you'll be whining in front of us after two months when the bitch stomps on your heart and dumps you.
3. We're a couple. Its either the both of us or none of us.
What kind of condition is THAT? You're going to be cheap about it and get me only one gift but I have to pay the per head cost for the both of you so that you can come to my party and get a damn khopcha to yourself and get high on the booze I pay for?
That really not fair. Also, have you considered the possibility that if I liked the person you're dating I'd invite them on my own?
Just the the hint, genius!
2. You're PERFECT for me and I'll spend all eternity with you! *heart shaped eyes and a stupid smile*
Hyper Girlfriend: "You're so perfect. I don't deserve someone as awesome as you. No matter what I won't leave you. EVER."
Perfect Boyfriend: "Babe, its me who got lucky. Not you. You're beyond perfect. You're better than my dreams come true. I'll be with you and we'll be this way FOREVER."
This is the most common among new love birds. You guys just met. Do you even know how long eternity is?
Of course you don't. No one does. Because it ETERNITY!
You just know each other's name and you wanna spend your lives together. Are you f*cking kidding me? :|
Please kids, leave this one to the pros. If you still feel this way after a year then probably you could use the "how did I get so lucky?" line but right now, its just plain cheesy.
1. "I love you more" "No, I love you, more"
Again, kids, leave to the pros. And please make sure you're not doing it infront of your friends. Its actually very annoying. And you're new in this relationship. You aren't even sure if you "love" the other person. So please let the people ho have been dating for over a year bother about who loves whom more. You just enjoy honeymoon phase and try not to be cheesy.
There are MANY more things that are common to almost every couple. I just pointed out a few for fun. And I friend of mine just got into a relationship so Congratulations to you, because I know you'll read it and you know who you are. And I'm sorry for taking up a point or two from our conversations. Its just really funny. Hope you and your chick actually do have eternity together. :)
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