Bitch!

Epiphany while sitting in the college ground, basking in the sun and thinking about totally random stuff - Be a bigger bitch.

So this whole thing started a couple of days back when I was talking to a friend and I said, "That is life, baby. Its unfair and its a bitch."

Now, I've been pretty satisfied with my life but every once in a while you get those moments when you think that life is such so annoying and why it wasn't easier and crap like that. So today, since the weather was so awesome that I couldn't waste the day by sitting in a class, I bunked all my lectures after the first one and sat in my college ground. While I was enjoying the warm rays of the sun on my face, I started to think about what I said the other day and I realised that yes, life is unfair, it sucks and it is a bitch to all of us every once in a while. But then what do we do about that? Its simple, when life is a bitch to you, you become a bigger bitch.

I mean seriously, watch almost any teenage flick and it'll prove the point.. I watched Easy A last week. Now in that movie, when Olive is considered a "slut" what she does is she pretends to be one, not caring much about it and then in the end tells the truth in a very I-don't-give-a-fuck-about-what-you-think-after-watching-this-video way. So, when life was a bitch to her, she was a bigger bitch to life and what? She ended up with Todd (yes, Penn Badgely is so very cute!). Now, really, how cool is THAT?

I agree that this theory of mine is pretty much based on the teenage flicks and experiences but you know its true, only a super hot bitchy bitch can shut up a stupid snobbish I-own-the-word bitch. You know, its pretty much like the saying, "When life gives you lemon, get some tequila and have a blast." That is true right? Whats the point crying over stuff? Its a lot more fun to open the tequila bottle and enjoy the extra lemons life gave you or like the title of this post, sometimes its fun to be a bitch. ;)

Ps, if you understood a word of any of this, you're probably as crazy as I am, so welcome to the group and if you didn't get a word of it, well, then... get back to whatever you were doing.